"I'm not even sure why I have a cell phone have a good day sentence that has no period will never end random clauses juxtaposed body massage machine go!"
(For some reason, I feel that this picture should go with it)
Seriously, Mom, how long did the ass-talking go on? I remember him doing a tremendous amount of talking out of his ass, and it seems to me that the ass-talking phase lasted a very long time. Even longer than the "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" phase. Perhaps you made a note in his baby book? Or a scrapbook somewhere documented the ass-talking phase, and you could look it up? Exactly what percentage of our conversations with him during that time frame were initiated by his ass? I think these are the important things every mother should make note of in a file somewhere.
chili 5 way
11/03/2005 08:52PM
Jane
11/03/2005 09:04PM