"I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you."
"No, no, come back, try again. I'm feeling more svelte."
"Okay, before I throw up here, whose place is this?"
"If you want me to take a picture of that, you're going to have to stop waving it around."
"You have my permission. My feet, my face, whatever."
"Yeah, the last time I said that, you saw what happened. Guy in pink bathrobe. And I even had an internet hater."
"That's what I was thinking. For Halloween. Rod Blagojevich with a cat on my head."
"But what if we didn't have toes at all? No toes. Could we still walk?"
"I don't know. Tape your toes together and let's find out."
"No problem. I could run a 5k like this."
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