Green Bean!! ~stern look~

I send you Man Shopping, and number 1 on your list is a guy whose profile starts with the line "Looking for a redneck gal"?

Is this what you really think of me? This is Mr. Perfect?

Please tell me that you chose him only because he lives in Smalltownica and you're hoping I marry him and move in down the street from you.

Redneck gal? Really?

Your other choices are interesting as well. The guy in the pink cowboy hat? Really? And the one who offers to balance my checkbook? Really? This isn't a joke?

That's it. Does anybody else want my username and password to go Man Shopping? I'm getting ready to fire the Bean.

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Jane

in Daily on 11-10-05 at 11:40
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Jenny

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11/10/2005 11:53AM

Pickins were slim and Redneck gal was toawrds the end of the night. There was really on one good pick - Mapleleaf2000. Pink hat guy made me think of pink hair girl.

Jane

11/10/2005 11:58AM

We winked at the mapleleaf guy last time with no response.

I quit. Let's start looking for women instead.

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Jenny

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11/10/2005 12:03PM

I'm working on a blind date with a pipe fitter... no need turn turn yet

Jane

11/10/2005 12:07PM

(insert obvious pipe-related pun here)

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jen

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11/10/2005 01:12PM

I will gladly go Man shopping for you.

No really.

No. Really.

Jane

11/10/2005 01:21PM

You have mail, darling. Have fun.

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Jane

11/10/2005 02:25PM

Those are some pretty interesting choices. You obviously use a higher max age than Jenny uses. And I've never seen a guy manage to include a cigarette in every one of his profile photos. Think he's trying to make it clear that he's a smoker?

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Jenny

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11/10/2005 04:54PM

I want to cast a vote for
"In my life...." and
"Looking for that special woman"

Jane

11/10/2005 05:09PM

Jen says: "I like that one graphic designer boy someone else picked- he's cute. Two of my suggestions are for silly reasons, I'll let you guess which two those are (your clues: Satan face and child molestor)."

Oy.

I can't make it clear enough that the graphic designer boy wasn't interested. I have nothing against him, he just never responded to me, so I'm going to pout in the corner about that one.

I'm sending icebreakers to the rest of them. And maybe Satan Face and Child Molestor also. Who knows?

Jane

11/10/2005 05:23PM

Okay, I didn't send icebreakers to all of them. I deleted quite a few - including the one that applied for a job at Nepotism Industries just last week. I'm sure it was the same guy. If you go look in my mailbox, you'll see which ones I chose.

I hope you're ready to see the Redneck Gal side of me. ~eye roll~

jen

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11/10/2005 07:11PM

Okay, well, maybe I'll make my own yahoo profile and drop a line to graphic designer boy. He and I could have some graphic design LUV.

I did use a higher max age because well...I thought maybe you like dating older men?

I picked many douchebags- I really had no criteria for choosing, a few of them I was giggling and I accidentally clicked the "Save profile" (*ahem*SatanfaceChildMolester*ahem*)

Seriously, I don't see the problem with you being a redneck gal. You do know how to milk cows, don't you?

I think you made some good choices on icebreakers- I'm convinced military men make bad significant others, so while "The Better Man" seems nice enough, he gets minus fifteen points for being in the Army. Looking for that special girl and In my life... both look nice enough though, if only they aspired to wear pink cowboy hats and run their own farm...

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Jane

11/10/2005 07:55PM

I don't know how to milk cows, but I can castrate a pig with one hand.

Okay, no I can't. But I know a girl who can.

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jen

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11/10/2005 08:58PM

If you could castrate a pig with one hand, I think that I would definitely need to make you my sidekick bodyguard.

But, seriously, let's keep our eye on the prize, people. Man shopping.

A word of advice from the cap of my bottle of beer: Think before you wink.

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Jane

11/10/2005 09:40PM

I miss you an insane amount. Have you decided where you'll spend the new year holiday? The Nepotism Industries gang is going to The Filling Station tomorrow night after work and it just won't be the same without you.

I'm going to email you a link and another username and password. You'll have a lot of fun with this one.

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jen

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11/11/2005 07:53AM

I will be in fabulous NEW YORK CITY for Dec. 31, 11:59pm. However, I will be in Illinois for one entire week! (A whole week!) December 23 - 30. No official plans to speak of, but I expect to see you during that time.

Don't miss me, I'm highly overrated. And a face licker.

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LP Frog

11/10/2005 11:22PM

Happy B'day Jarheads ! Jane,you ignorant slut ! Older Marines can't resist a cold hearted redneck gal.

One Marine Frog

-30 points and growing..

Jane

11/11/2005 07:41AM

I don't really even know you, and the ignorant slut comment feels like an endearment. ~smooch~

-15 more points for quoting an episode that aired before I was born!

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