I send you Man Shopping, and number 1 on your list is a guy whose profile starts with the line "Looking for a redneck gal"?
Is this what you really think of me? This is Mr. Perfect?
Please tell me that you chose him only because he lives in Smalltownica and you're hoping I marry him and move in down the street from you.
Redneck gal? Really?
Your other choices are interesting as well. The guy in the pink cowboy hat? Really? And the one who offers to balance my checkbook? Really? This isn't a joke?
That's it. Does anybody else want my username and password to go Man Shopping? I'm getting ready to fire the Bean.




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Jenny
Homepage
11/10/2005 11:53AM
Jane
11/10/2005 11:58AM
I quit. Let's start looking for women instead.
Jenny
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11/10/2005 12:03PM
Jane
11/10/2005 12:07PM
jen
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11/10/2005 01:12PM
No really.
No. Really.
Jane
11/10/2005 01:21PM
Jane
11/10/2005 02:25PM
Jenny
Homepage
11/10/2005 04:54PM
"In my life...." and
"Looking for that special woman"
Jane
11/10/2005 05:09PM
Oy.
I can't make it clear enough that the graphic designer boy wasn't interested. I have nothing against him, he just never responded to me, so I'm going to pout in the corner about that one.
I'm sending icebreakers to the rest of them. And maybe Satan Face and Child Molestor also. Who knows?
Jane
11/10/2005 05:23PM
I hope you're ready to see the Redneck Gal side of me. ~eye roll~
jen
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11/10/2005 07:11PM
I did use a higher max age because well...I thought maybe you like dating older men?
I picked many douchebags- I really had no criteria for choosing, a few of them I was giggling and I accidentally clicked the "Save profile" (*ahem*SatanfaceChildMolester*ahem*)
Seriously, I don't see the problem with you being a redneck gal. You do know how to milk cows, don't you?
I think you made some good choices on icebreakers- I'm convinced military men make bad significant others, so while "The Better Man" seems nice enough, he gets minus fifteen points for being in the Army. Looking for that special girl and In my life... both look nice enough though, if only they aspired to wear pink cowboy hats and run their own farm...
Jane
11/10/2005 07:55PM
Okay, no I can't. But I know a girl who can.
jen
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11/10/2005 08:58PM
But, seriously, let's keep our eye on the prize, people. Man shopping.
A word of advice from the cap of my bottle of beer: Think before you wink.
Jane
11/10/2005 09:40PM
I'm going to email you a link and another username and password. You'll have a lot of fun with this one.
jen
Homepage
11/11/2005 07:53AM
Don't miss me, I'm highly overrated. And a face licker.
LP Frog
11/10/2005 11:22PM
One Marine Frog
Jane
11/11/2005 07:41AM
-15 more points for quoting an episode that aired before I was born!