I'm overflowing with answers to life's mysteries today.

I've noticed an interesting trend in the search strings that lead people to my site. Usually, they are just phrases. Lately, I've been getting a lot more searches that are phrased in the form of a question. And I'm just full of answers today.

How tall was Mike Singletary?

First of all, Mike Singletary is still alive. So unless he has shrunk, he is 5'12" according to this website. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me, because I would think that 5'12" would be 6'0", but maybe he wanted to appear shorter than he actually was. In that case, I weigh 100 pounds and a whole lot of ounces.

Why doesn't nepotism work?

I'm not sure exactly where you're going with this question. Why doesn't nepotism work for the beneficiary of said nepotism, or why doesn't it work for the rest of the employees? Or the boss?

Nepotism isn't working for me because rather than getting preferential treatment, I'm the one here from 6 am to 8 pm every day and I'm the one that has to talk to the customers that really hate us. It's not working so well for me. It seems to be working pretty well for everyone else that leaves on time.

Why are men emotionally unavailable?

I think that's an issue you should take up with that particular man. I hate making generalizations. Some men are not "emotionally unavailable". Some women are. At times, I'm one of them.

When Hannah Montana puts her wig on is she still her? tell me now!

First, I have a question for you - does adding the "tell me now" to the end of your search string give you more results? Or faster results? More reliable results? I think I might start using that.

The truth is, there's a little bit of Hannah Montana in all of us, and we shouldn't rely on wigs to bring out the pop stars within ourselves. So search deep inside your soul, dear reader, and find your own inner Hannah. It really truly is the best of both worlds.

If you have any questions that you need me to answer, please by all means leave them in the comments here. Even if I can't answer your question, I promise not to laugh at you. Or at least I won't type out LOL, but I'll still laugh.