Her size is only an advantage on the track.

Duchess Jane

Her size is only an advantage on the track.

Hey, remember when I went to Milwaukee and I met my new best friend, miniDanica? Well, miniDanica got to participate in her first poker game last night!


It turns out she's not very good at poker, and her opponents soon grew tired of her crybaby whineyass ways. Certainly the low point of the evening was when she threw her tiny little helmet at Hot Guy and stomped off the edge of the table.

Also, she ate a chocolate chip cookie, but I'm not posting photos of that because it looked like somebody had given her a Dirty Sanchez.

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in MiniDanica, Racing on 11-13-06 at 08:22 Rockford, IL The Gambler (Kenny Rogers)
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twenchie

11/13/2006 09:27AM

mmmmmm. Cookies
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kelly.kapowski

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11/13/2006 10:40AM

MiniDanica has a MiniMullet.
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Jane

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11/13/2006 10:42AM

Yeah, I can't figure out what they were thinking with her head. It looks like they got lazy and just added hair to the Helio Castroneves mold.
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Wags

11/13/2006 11:55PM

Here comes 100 people finding your site by searching for "Danica Patrick Dirty Sanchez." Cough the first was NOT me.
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Jane

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11/14/2006 08:14AM

I'm not even in the first 5 pages of results for that search!
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RN

11/14/2006 07:49AM

Dirty Sanchez is something I could have lived another 40 years without knowing about and died happily.
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Jane

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11/14/2006 08:03AM

Sure hope you didn't google that at work. ;-)
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MMarshall

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11/14/2006 08:45AM

Dirty Sanchez.......LMAO......is that like a milk mustache? Danica has a mucho cabeza grande.......... oh and I hugged a tree recently.....I'm still finding ants in articles of my clothing.
Peace....and Freedom.....and Trees too, Mike.
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tj

11/14/2006 09:57AM

In honor of her moving to Andretti/Green I think that mini-dani needs to go get a slurpy:-)
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Jane

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11/14/2006 10:12AM

Road trip!

Rockford has no 7-Elevens.
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