We'll call that one a mulligan.

Last night after the IceHogs game, a few of my friends gathered at Mulligans, and I celebrated the end of the first quarter century of my life. I didn't eat lunch yesterday, so I was drinking on the banana I had for breakfast and the plain hot dog I had at the game. Needless to say, I think I broke several of my own records for drunkenness last night. Considering what a total lightweight I am, I'm sure that's not impressive at all.

Things I remember clearly:

The IceHogs won

Things I remember vaguely:

A fruity-flavored shot of some kind
Telling Davey that I gave up Jello wrestling for Lent
Telling everyone that I met a woman that I wanted to have sex with in the worst possible way . . . standing up in a canoe.

Things I don't remember at all:

Hot Guy driving me home

This morning, I'm feeling a little dizzy. Not hungover, just a little dizzy. It's going to be a loooooong drive to Peoria.

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Jane

in Daily on 03-03-07 at 10:50
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Kel

03/03/2007 04:07PM

Fruity-flavored shots rock the free world. Slight hangovers, not so much.

May Lent end soon so that you can resume your amateur career of Jello Wrestling. In the interim, just drag a canoe into hot guy's house and uh, well, you know.

Aside from that, I missed your birthday?? Great big belated birthday wishes from your sucktastic friend.

kelly kapowski

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03/03/2007 04:25PM

Happy Birthday lady. Birthdays are meant for drunken nights. In Denver, if you puke more than once in a bar, the police will take you to "Detox"- its the law, even on your birthday. So, think of this way, at least you didn't end up in jail, detox, or joining a cult.

please let me be the lady Jane want to have sex with in a canoe standing up pleaseohpleaseohplease

Lacy

03/03/2007 04:52PM

OMG, I had the exact same experience last night as well. However, mine included feeling my co-workers boobs, post breast implants, playing the cowbell on stage at the bar, and a lot of grouping on the dance floor, with only women.

I hope there is photographic proof of your night last night.

Have a wonderful birthday darling. Here's to the next quarter centery being kick ass! But please don't ask me to drink today, I might puke.

Lydia

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03/03/2007 05:18PM

Happy Birthday! We want pictures, you know.

Julia

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03/03/2007 05:50PM

Happy birthday! Welcome to the second quarter century of awesomeness!

I can't figure out from your post whether:

A) You wanted to have sex with the woman in the worst possible way, meaning you really wanted to, or

B) Having sex in a canoe standing up is the worst possible way to have sex, or

C) All of the above.

Wags

03/04/2007 03:34PM

Aww, I'm so proud of you.

magpiesmamere

03/04/2007 04:40PM

Happy Birthday, Sweetheart.

26 looks lovely on you. A little pale right now, but lovely nevertheless.

More Cowbell!!!!

Marc

03/04/2007 04:47PM

Where the hell do you get off getting older? I'm so mad at you.

Merlie

03/04/2007 04:53PM

I believe DuJane's birthday is this week. She must have been celebrating early.

Go Away!

03/04/2007 06:53PM

I was kind of hoping I was the canoe partner, but I'll take the bench to Kelly any day. The chic's got Kerouac under her skin; hell, ~I~ want to have sex with her and I've never met her.

#10

Jane

03/04/2007 08:27PM

Thank you, thank you all.

Merlie is right, my birthday hasn't happened yet. I prefer to celebrate a "birthweek" instead.

#11

Lacy

03/04/2007 10:50PM

I knew when your big day was, but it's always nice to celebrate a birth week

#12

Hot Guy

03/05/2007 09:27AM

Did I mention I own a canoe?

#13

twenchi

03/05/2007 04:12PM

Sex in a canoe can be tricky.

It can be done though.

Or, yanno, so i've heard.

#14

jas

03/05/2007 09:24PM

Happy Birth Week, Duja!

You look mahvelous, darling.

Smooches!

#15

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