Heeeeeyyyyy, I've seen you around. New to the neighborhood? You're gonna love it here. Happening place. My name is Buddy.
That's a nice, ummm, helmet you've got there. I had a motorcycle once. Turns out even I can't drive on water. Get it? Get it? DRIVE on water! Ha!
Oh, him? Designated driver.
So do you like wine?
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Jesus
06/20/2007 09:00PM
LitreOfCola
Homepage
06/20/2007 09:48PM
SeaTern
06/21/2007 05:45AM
mb
06/21/2007 07:50AM
Ok, for some reason, it wouldn't let me post just the ~snort~
Piffle.
Carol Anne
06/21/2007 08:20AM
Danica's expression says it all. Sorry about your luck there Buddy Christ....
jas
06/21/2007 09:25AM
HOW DOES IT END?
kelly.kapowski
Homepage
06/21/2007 09:27AM
unrequited love is *tough*.
Darren
06/21/2007 09:30AM
Marc
06/21/2007 11:09AM
Run Away!
06/21/2007 11:11AM
Wait - did Plumber boy say wings?
El Duque
06/21/2007 11:57AM
Darren
06/21/2007 04:35PM
Jules
06/21/2007 04:52PM