Standing in the yard of the Stately Manor.
Duke: There's an old well on this side of the house too.
Woody: That might be a cistern.
Duke: It could be. ~removes giant concrete cover while grunting~
~Duke and Woody peer into big hole, mostly filled in with dirt and old pull-tab beer cans~
Woody: You know, if you had taken a look at this thing before closing, you could have made the previous owner fill this in completely.
Duke: Really?
Woody: Yeah. It's a danger . . .
Jane: BABY JESSICA!
Woody: It's a dangerous thing if one of your neigh . . .
Jane: BABY JESSICA!
Duke: Nobody could get the cover off of . . .
Jane: BABY JESSICA!
Woody: Right, but if you took the cover off and then the phone rang . . .
Jane: BABY JESSICA!
Duke: I'll probably finish filling it in and bust up the concrete on the top here.
Jane: BABY JESSICA!
Woody & Duke simultaneously: SHUT UP.
Looking At The World From The Bottom Of A Well (Mike Doughty)



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