Stopping just short of talking about the wedding.

Jane: So how do you deal with it?
Duke: Deal with what?
Jane: Don't people stop you on the street and ask you what it's like to be allowed to touch this hair? Isn't there a lot of pressure, living with this hair?
Duke: Of course. It's so shiny and soft.

Jane: Are you nervous?
Duke: No.
Jane: Are you dreading this?
Duke: Ehhhhhhhhhhh.
Jane: Let's talk about our feeeeeeelings.
Duke: I feel like I need to urinate.

Jane: You look really good in that suit.
Duke: I know.

Jane: Are we there?
Duke: Holy shit.
Jane: Ha ha. How often do you see an Our Savior Lutheran Self-Storage next door to a church wedding?

Duke: Haaaahahahaha! It's Chris Farley's ashes!
Jane: ~taking photo~
Duke: Winning the Stanley Cup was the highlight of my weekend.

Duke: You have to take a photo of that. What the hell is that? No wait - take a picture of THAT. Holy shit. This is like the scary poorly wired castle from hell. Remember to locate our nearest emergency exits tonight.

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SeaTern

07/23/2007 05:48AM

So, you had a good time in spite of it all?

Kel

07/23/2007 09:31AM

You, my dear, look positively gorgeous in that picture.

that is all.

Duke

07/23/2007 09:54AM

Why thank you, I do look rather stunning. But please, don't call me dear in front of everyone....

#2.1

Kel

07/23/2007 10:06AM

Oh crap, I keep forgetting to mail you the "It's all about me" t-shirt I bought you.

As an aside, your girlfriend looks pretty hot in her picture too.

#2.1.1

Ima Wurdibitsch

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07/23/2007 10:13AM

You do have really lovely hair.

Eva

07/23/2007 10:17AM

NOBODY has mentioned the naked lady belt buckle yet?

I hope he kept his suit coat on for photos.

07/23/2007 01:42PM

Gorgeouse, both of youse.

WTF is that think Duke is holding next to the Stanley Cup (ha!)?

Jane

07/23/2007 03:51PM

He isn't holding anything, he just has his hands in the air.

#5.1

the hairy pretzel

07/23/2007 03:23PM

Ding Dong! The Unisuit is dead.
Which old Unisuit? The Wicked Unisuit!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Unisuit is dead.

and the munchkins did rejoice. And here I was thinking that the han solo blaster belt buckle that the one who shall not be mentioned had was cool...no, the mudflap lady does take the cake. and yes, I do remember you showing it to me earlier.

I see the elec codes in Indiana area little more lax than here.

Jane

07/23/2007 03:53PM

The Unisuit isn't dead! This occasion wasn't worthy of The Unisuit!

#6.1

Duke

07/23/2007 04:01PM

I still have the unisuit in the closet, and it will come out of retirement when I'm back down to my fighting weight.

You may laugh, oh hairy pretzel, but I now have 8 or 9 Italian made hand-me-down suits. Hooray for fat Equadorians!

#6.2

the hairy pretzel

07/25/2007 12:34PM

back down to fighting weight? That would probably involve cutting several sections of muscle out to make sure the suit jacket would actually fit. It will never fit you again. It owes you nothing.

And its "Hooray for fat Equadorians who spent a lot of money on quality suits so that I can wear them now!" Lucky bastard.

#6.2.1

Jane

07/25/2007 12:39PM

I keep telling him the same thing - he's so handsomely muscley that it's not a fat problem. It's a smokin' hot welcome to the gun show type problem.

http://dujane.com/index.php?/archives/568-Macys,-lets-kiss-and-make-up..html

That story features another from the Fat Ecuadorian Suit Line.

#6.2.1.1

Run Away

07/24/2007 06:25AM

You're pretty funny for an imported slow flatlander.

#6.3

Carol Anne

07/24/2007 01:27PM

You were in Indiana?
Where abouts?

I would have been willing to drive a couple of hours to meet Jane and Duke!

Jane

07/24/2007 01:31PM

We were just barely over the border, in Dyer, and this wouldn't have been a good meeting time because we were both in a bad mood (even before the bird pooped on me). I will keep you informed for future Indiana trips, though.

#7.1

Carol Anne

07/25/2007 07:56AM

I'm in central Indiana, just north of the 465 loop. If you're familiar with the area I'm from the land of the round-abouts! :p

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