Buddy: See.
Minica: Wow.
Buddy: I told you there were more of us in this house.
Minica: Those aren't "us". They are smaller. They have no arms.
Buddy: Sure they do. They are just linked together so they all move at once.
Minica: They aren't linking arms. They are skewered! I think I'm going to be sick.
Buddy: Oh calm down. These guys are elite athletes. They're fine.
Minica: Elite athletes? That one is wearing a cowboy hat. And they smell like beer.
Buddy: That's not them, that's me.
Minica: Oh . . . . Which team is better?
Buddy: The blue team had a much stronger record, until last Saturday.
Minica: What happened last Saturday?
Buddy: The blue team coach got drunk and cocky and challenged Jane. He got his ass handed to him. 10-2. It was amazing. The crowd went wild.
Minica: You know, I don't think that the real Christ ever uses the phrase "got his ass handed to him".
Buddy: Yeah? Well, FullSizeDanica would have thrown her naked sweaty writhing body into this pile of men by now, so I guess we're even.
Minica: Touché.
Back & Forth (Aaliyah)



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Jesus
11/09/2007 08:56AM
Grapevine
11/09/2007 10:42AM
mb
11/09/2007 11:39AM
Do you think fullsized Danica ever visits this page?
Scott
11/10/2007 08:45PM
No comment on how often FSD gets nailed.
Ima Wurdibitsch
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11/12/2007 11:39AM
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How I love you, Jane!